Eddy's definitions

Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.

Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...

by Eddy September 4, 2009

s&fog

Sucking and Fucking Other Girls/Guys

She has been cheating, going around s&fog.

by Eddy July 22, 2006

ls&fog

Licking, Sucking, and Fucking Other Girls/Guys

That damn whore of a girlfriend has been ls&fog!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

iron butterfly

Going down on a girl while giving her manual G spot stimulation.

While going down on her, I slipped in a finger. She started moaning and twitching. When you feel the contractions, her hips arch, and the moaning stops, your doing the iron butterfly correctly.

by Eddy October 5, 2006

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

pretto

A mix between the words: "Preppy" and "ghetto".

ok dude. tomorrow, i am so going to beat that gay pretto fuck upside the head with a stick. a large pointy stick. mwahahahah!

by eddy June 12, 2005