Ed's definitions

Watford Gap

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.

Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.

by Ed March 4, 2004

fratastic

Being very Frat boy like; possesing the desirable frat boy qualities.

"Dude, I'm so fratatic, I haven't cut my hair in a year and only own Polo shirts!"

by Ed May 16, 2003

pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.

Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.

by Ed January 21, 2005

Hiffy

a toke on a reefer

have a hiffy on a jiffy

by Ed May 4, 2003

Dictator

what i would like to be when i grow up. i would like to be dictator of japan

all hail Ed, the best dicator in the world

by Ed June 6, 2005

thingy

Male: The catch on a woman's bra
Female: Any gadget intended for a man.

Male: I can't undo this thingy, dammit!
Female: What's that thingy do?

by Ed October 11, 2003

Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005