Ed's definitions

twenty-one

blackjack the card game

Twenty-one is also called blackjack.

by Ed April 5, 2005

tragic

something that is crappy. usually involves people dying

9/11 was tragic

by Ed July 23, 2003

Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

by Ed March 20, 2005

fuck off

To dismiss a specific activity.

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.

by Ed May 6, 2004

ryabnn

Cray hot homosexual, but can be strait when needed. His penis is 5 x 5 and remains mostly flacid.

OMG did you see ryan? Yea hes def a tomato. Sucks for him LOL!!

by ED April 8, 2005

buckle bunny

Female groupie of rodeo cowboys

His trailer was filled with buckle bunnies after the show

by Ed March 19, 2005

kritik

A policy debate argument based on the assumptions of the aff plan. Much like a disadvantage without a uniqueness argument. Very complex. Not cheating.

Many kritiks confuse the novices.
The Kritik of National Service pwns all.

by Ed August 4, 2006