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blackjack

The only game worth playing in a casino. In all the other games, the house has a bigger advantage. Some people use a method called card counting to know when to bet high and when to bet low.
Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.
Blackjack is also called twenty-one.
by Ed April 5, 2005
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Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.
Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza
by Ed October 20, 2003
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fully automatic

(adj.) The characteristic of a firearm being able to fire all rounds in its magazine with a single pull of the trigger.

Note: This characteristic is NOT indicated by the terms assault weapon or semi auto.
Fully automatic firearm types include machine guns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, and others. Some of these may also have a semi auto mode that can be selected.

"My UZI is a fully automatic firearm, and as such was already illegal before the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which banned semi auto rifles."
by ed July 25, 2004
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leroy brown

baddest man in the whole damn town
bad, bad leroy brown, baddest man in the whole damn town badder than a old king kong, meaner than a junkyard dog
by Ed January 28, 2008
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money shot

This term is often used to describe a pinnacle moment in an event or the best course of action. It doesn't have to be used in a sexual context.
After hours in a tough meeting, they find the perfect conclusion:

Tom, that's the money shot right there.
by Ed November 28, 2004
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esoteric

adj.
1)understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite.
2)belonging to the select few.
3)private; secret;confidential.
TRISHA: and the winning theme is 'That Episode of Whos the Boss Where Tony Sees Rachael Naked in the Shower.
PETER: YES! That's mine! un-freakin-believable!
LOIS: Peter, isn't that somewhat esoteric?
PETER: Lois, Whos the Boss isn't a food.
by Ed August 4, 2004
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euphemism

1. the substitution of a milder, vaguer word or expression for one considered to be offensive or unpleasant.
2. the word or expression so substituted.
"Put to sleep" is a euphemism for "kill".
by ed January 19, 2003
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