black out

by Ed September 01, 2003
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Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.
Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."
by Ed May 06, 2005
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fuck off

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.
by Ed May 06, 2004
mugGet the fuck offmug.

semi auto

Short for "semi-automatic."

1. (adj.) The characteristic, of a firearm, of being able to fire a single round for each pull of the trigger.

2. (n.) A firearm with this characteristic.

Commonly mistaken to mean fully automatic, which indicates a firearm most people would call a "machine gun," with which the user pulls the trigger a single time and holds it and the entire magazine is fired in succession, usually within a few seconds.
My Glock is a semi-auto with a 10-round magazine, so if I want to fire ten shots I have to pull the trigger ten times.
by ed July 25, 2004
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esoteric

adj.
1)understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite.
2)belonging to the select few.
3)private; secret;confidential.
TRISHA: and the winning theme is 'That Episode of Whos the Boss Where Tony Sees Rachael Naked in the Shower.
PETER: YES! That's mine! un-freakin-believable!
LOIS: Peter, isn't that somewhat esoteric?
PETER: Lois, Whos the Boss isn't a food.
by Ed August 04, 2004
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slop shot

The climax of a porn scene featuring a male wherein the camera focuses in on the male's junk, and he blows his spooge all over the place. Also known as a cum shot.
"Everybody take cover! Here comes the slop shot!"

"So what? We are across the room from those two rutting persons."

"Can you not see, fool? That man is none other than Peter North!"

/everybody screams and ducks behind tables\
by Ed March 03, 2004
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web site

a page viewed on the internet
by Ed July 23, 2003
mugGet the web sitemug.