Dave's definitions

CJ

Carl Johnson from Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas.

"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk

by Dave November 3, 2004

prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.

"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."

by Dave March 20, 2004

Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

by Dave January 6, 2005

neko

neh-koh

Japanese literal meaning for "cat".

"I want to buy a neko for a pet."
"Huh?"

by Dave February 12, 2006

sippin on syrup

drinking cough syrup ex. tussionex, with codeine in it mixed with sprite or any other beverage. primarily syrup is mixed with sprite

sippin on purple sprite, sippin some tussin, drank, etc

by dave April 29, 2003

halo2

Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.

When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.

by Dave December 4, 2004

Da Silva

Describing someone who wears black all of the time. They tend to have long unkempt hair.

They often tend to be dirty, so that if you were to run your finger along their skin you would be left with a stain on your finger.

Dave: Is he going to a funeral?

Chris: Naw, its just a Da Silva

by Dave May 5, 2005