Dave's definitions

thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.

"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

head cheese

A type of food that the big brother of some insane hick is good at making. Source : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version). What is head-cheese? Use your imagination if you dare...

"My brother makes good head-cheese!

by Dave September 22, 2004

Californication

To become part of California, or act like one, etc.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.

"Dream of Californication..."

by Dave April 16, 2004

Tomohawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.

"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomohawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.

Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.

by dave June 28, 2004

R.C.H.

A red cunt hair. Referring to the smallest unit of space, length, width, or height allowable.

I missed that bullseye by an R.C.H..

by Dave December 20, 2002

dunkachino

Get to your nearest dunkin donuts and order yourself a tasty dunkachino. Let it cool down and then pour it between your girls boobs. Drink it up like a fountain biotches.

Jordan and Nastallia shared the ultimate dunkachino, man did she dunk his donuts.

by Dave December 31, 2004