Dave's definitions

nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

by Dave November 30, 2004

Shaghad

Now spelt "Shagohad", making this word a typo.

"Shagohad is the Metal Gear in MGS3."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

the end

The two infamous words used to represent a conclusion. Sometimes. Pronounced "thuh end" by retards.

"In second grade I said 'thee end' and I was in a conflict with someone saying that it's really pronounced 'thuh end'."
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

Beavis & Butthead

Quite possibly the greatest cartoon ever made. If not for this show we would not have any other silly show we have today. Beavis & Butthead, while combining crude, childish humor, is very intelligent, which is pure irony considering the show's purpose and storyline.

"Heheheh...hey Butthead! Heh, heheh..."
-Beavis, the blonde dude

"Hey Beavis...you flipped the bird. Uhuhuhuhuh..."
-Butthead, the brown-haired dude

by Dave March 30, 2004

Marines

Particularly, soldiers that are part of the United States Marine Corps. They are the cream of the crop, and their defining character is that of an emergency response team, making them usually among the first to be sent into war.
They go through very rigourous basic PT, and are trained to kill. They are amphibious-operated as well, making them very formidable.

"The USMC are undoubtedly the finest combatants in the world. The only problem is that they're meat-heads."
-me

by Dave September 27, 2004

retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by Dave January 14, 2004

ass assassin

a flaming homosexual

"ahh look at those ass assassin!! fucking sick"

by dave January 9, 2003