Dave's definitions

hippoclit

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

by dave November 4, 2003

steady

Neither increasing nor decreasing, or if either, very slightly and returning to original value.

The temperature is held at a steady 72 degrees fahrenheit.

by Dave February 11, 2004

tot

Small lumps that accumulate in the vas deference (tube from your nuts to your dick) directly above the testicel after sex

my tots are sore

by Dave August 2, 2003

groovy

A term used by burn outs.

It is no longer groovy to use to word groovy

by Dave September 20, 2003

medical_emergency

Some weird dude on the virtual pets site Neopets.

medical_emergency rocks in the battledome

by Dave December 26, 2004

mehitude

A mental state and philosophy almost totally opposite to that of attitude (as in bad attitude). Characterised by meh being the usual response to almost any situation.

person with attitude:"Ihate you, you're useless. You're fired"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"

mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"

by Dave May 13, 2005

have a nice week

A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.

"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school

by Dave April 2, 2004