Dave's definitions

Faggostish

Really really fucking gay

I have never seen someone take on that much cock, how faggotish.

by Dave February 24, 2003

fairy

*An offensive word toward a male coward.

*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.

*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.

*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.

"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"

"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."

"Fairies are not real."

"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "

by Dave December 9, 2004

plane

1. v. for a flying object to strike a stationary object.

1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.

by dave September 14, 2004

Ryne

To think its funny to hurt people becuase your penis is so small you think it will make you a big man to show someone else up.

He had a big ego and went around being Ryne to persons.

I dont care for that kid he's just too Ryne too often.

by Dave July 25, 2006

marijuanero

Spanish. A person who uses marijuana. Stoner.

Si, me gusta Jorge, el es un verdadero marijuanero. (Sure I like George, he's a true stoner)

by Dave June 12, 2004

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005

Progrome

To dig ones underwear out of ones butt crack.

After sitting on that 5 hour flight, I had to progrome up to the third knuckle.

by Dave November 13, 2003