1284 definitions by Dave

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by Dave January 24, 2004

loughborough

Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.

Loughborough is great at sport.

Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.

by Dave December 2, 2004

Tweed'd

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

by Dave April 17, 2005

Gashead

A noble and high-brow football connoisseur who is of more sound mind than the supporters of Bristol City.
Exact opposite of 'Shithead'

A Bristol Rovers supporter

by Dave December 21, 2003

bucket bum

a woman that has been f****d up the bum by loads of men

dan brays mum has a bucket bum she sucks d**k yum yum yum

by Dave February 15, 2005

der

German for "the". Sounds like "duh", or "dah", so this would explain why "der" is used as "duh" in this day and age. Or maybe because it sounds funnier.

"Der launch the missile!"

"*spinning a cat around in one hand*Deeerrrrr hi I'm Rob I'm the biggest idiot in the whole wide world!"

by Dave January 8, 2005

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 2, 2003