Dave's definitions

procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

nappy dango

A term generally used by whiggers and posers to refer to what the aav terms as "...nappy dugout..." If you ever meet Simon Alen slap him in the face.

Stupid eminem wanna be: Nappy dango takes two to tango

by Dave January 14, 2005

fat-angst

general anger caused by being fat

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst

by dave March 22, 2005

dirt track

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

by dave February 15, 2005

Samurai Jack

A rather decent show by Genndy Tartakovsky, which is played on Cartoon Network. It's about a samurai called Jack (called so by a group of ghetto-speaking thugs in the second episode), and how he is ripped into the future where the almighty being Aku (japanese literal meaning for "evil") rules all, including various locations in the heavens.

Yes, it is a type of rip on anime, and there was even a character on an episode that looked like Jigen from Lupin III. But with its cinematic soundtrack & other interesting things, you really could do worse. In fact, the purpose of this show is NOT to rip on anime! It's called APPRECIATION OF CULTURES! Unfortunately, people just don't get it. -_-'

"Aku is funny. I thought the funniest episode of the show was when he was trying to brainwash the children into disliking Jack, by reading them a bunch of fractured fairytales."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

fragger

*One who frags.

*A term to refer to a type of grenade. A fragger is a grenade that kills, as opposed to a stunner (stun grenade, aka : flashbang) or a chaffer (chaff grenade).

"Throw the fragger in the manhole!"
-a soldier telling another to throw a frag grenade into the so-mentioned manhole

by Dave March 31, 2004

sidi b

A retarded french mullet man with an off centre topea, he commonly sayes CMOS BIOS at ridicolous high volume with a rly stoopid french accent, he smeels like cheese and likes to piss everyone off with his random rabblings of computers and french porn stars!

sidi - CMOS BIOS!!CHECK THE CMOS BIOS

iF YOU CANT FIX IT CMOS BIOS IT

by daVE March 19, 2004