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The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.
"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF
by Dave March 28, 2004
One of the three religions that involves the worship of God, along with judaism and islam (judaism refers to God as "Yahweh", and islam refers to God as "Allah").
Christianity revolves around the belief of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christianity also has different branches, including catholicism (popularly-believed to be a radical and strict form of christianity), lutheran (said to be christianity for blacks), protestant, and presbyterian.
Unfortunately, christianity has been perverted by the world to be an awful religion based around occult-relations....this is because there are stupid people who claim to do bad things in God's name (see Al Qaeda & KKK; the KKK discriminates in the name of christianity).
Christianity revolves around love for everything, including fellow human beings. Unfortunately, we as human beings are doomed to hate one another because of our nature. Nevertheless, there are those who try to follow christianity strictly, so much that they don't say words like "damn" or "fuck" (christianity has been popularized as a personality where people don't swear).
On a sidenote, the dominant religion now is a battle between christianity and islam. Many are converting to islam for countless reasons; it is apparently a fascinating religion, albeit strict (and you're forbidden to eat pork).
Christianity revolves around the belief of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christianity also has different branches, including catholicism (popularly-believed to be a radical and strict form of christianity), lutheran (said to be christianity for blacks), protestant, and presbyterian.
Unfortunately, christianity has been perverted by the world to be an awful religion based around occult-relations....this is because there are stupid people who claim to do bad things in God's name (see Al Qaeda & KKK; the KKK discriminates in the name of christianity).
Christianity revolves around love for everything, including fellow human beings. Unfortunately, we as human beings are doomed to hate one another because of our nature. Nevertheless, there are those who try to follow christianity strictly, so much that they don't say words like "damn" or "fuck" (christianity has been popularized as a personality where people don't swear).
On a sidenote, the dominant religion now is a battle between christianity and islam. Many are converting to islam for countless reasons; it is apparently a fascinating religion, albeit strict (and you're forbidden to eat pork).
"Christianity is misunderstood now; christianity is, by nature, a greatly respectable religion."
-me
"Do unto others as they would love to have done unto you."
-Jesus Christ
"Love your enemies....for if you love only those who love you, where is the reward in that?"
-Jesus Christ
-me
"Do unto others as they would love to have done unto you."
-Jesus Christ
"Love your enemies....for if you love only those who love you, where is the reward in that?"
-Jesus Christ
by Dave April 4, 2004
"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-
by Dave December 31, 2005
1> a commonly used phrase used in conversation about "bangable" chicks
2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.
2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.
ex.1
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her
dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy
dude 1:huh?
dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"
ex. 2
dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper
dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her
dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy
dude 1:huh?
dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"
ex. 2
dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper
dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy
by Dave April 14, 2005
The flag of the United States of America.
Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.
Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.
by Dave March 27, 2004
by Dave May 19, 2004
The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.
The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.
The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.
Non-infected person
Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.
Infected person:
.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*
Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.
Infected person:
.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*
by Dave January 9, 2005