Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
by HappyGirl1993 March 2, 2011
by spike p. October 22, 2007
Past is the best fortnite player. Very cute. And the best possible boyfriend for anyone. A very loyal friend that has a big dick. Very good at every thing he does. And can pull anybody. And is funny as fuck.
by Use Code LM November 19, 2019
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
by themoreyouno May 7, 2012
Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
by Vicarelli December 2, 2009
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.
My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012
serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.
by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012