70 definitions by ChuckChaser69
Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
by ChuckChaser69 October 7, 2010
Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009
1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates
2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades
2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades
Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.
by ChuckChaser69 July 21, 2008
An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".
Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.
Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Megan: Who's Lisa?
Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Megan: Who's Lisa?
by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009
Megan: Hey, did you see 'The Ugly Truth'? That Gerard Butler is very funny.
Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.
Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.
by ChuckChaser69 November 5, 2009
What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.
Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.
by ChuckChaser69 March 26, 2014
a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos
by ChuckChaser69 November 24, 2010