The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)
Person N-1: So, where are we sitting?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
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