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time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010
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in drag

Being ex-gay and married to ex-gay of the opposite sex. i.e. Pretending to be straight.
John Paulk (aka 'Candi') was in drag, poster child for 'pray the gay away', married to an ex-lesbian. Then they found him in a gay bar, and he fessed up.
by ChuckChaser69 August 11, 2011
mugGet the in dragmug.

floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.
Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.
by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012
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TBS very funny

not funny at all (so-named due to all of the un-funny shit promoted as "TBS very funny")
Megan: Hey, did you see 'The Ugly Truth'? That Gerard Butler is very funny.

Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.
by ChuckChaser69 November 5, 2009
mugGet the TBS very funnymug.

sweet like deer meat

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.
Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
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speaking in tongues

typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.
Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.
by ChuckChaser69 April 18, 2010
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first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008
mugGet the first impression shirtmug.

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