Definitions by ChuckChaser69

winning 

What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.

Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."

winning by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011

be epic 

It means "keep on doing what you do". i.e. "keep raping girls or killing dogs, or whatever".

Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.

Kobe Bryant: Be epic.

Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.

Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.

Michael Vick: High five!

be epic by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011

touch cocks 

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.

Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.

touch cocks by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010

photigue 

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos

Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.

photigue by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.

Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

time to make the donuts by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010

biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.

Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?

biblical truth by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010

resting actor 

unemployed person

Mary: James is an actor.

Jane: A resting actor, maybe. I think he's just allergic to work.

resting actor by ChuckChaser69 August 20, 2010