ChuckChaser69's definitions

Screamin' A. Smith

Crazy ESPN sports analyst who screams everything he says.

I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.

by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008

Foxygen

Propaganda spouted by right-wing types (e.g. Sarah Palin) and their corresponding networks (e.g. Fox).

Donald Trump: Obama has yet to prove he is a citizen.
Jon Stewart: Quit spreading your Foxygen around. Some suckers are stupid enough to breathe it.

by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

clitoriolis effect

The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)

Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.

by ChuckChaser69 December 10, 2011

fu bar

A bar in Manhattan that is now fubar.

a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.

by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008

palpitations

An expression of extreme anxiety.

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

Corky

An American president in office from 2001 thru 2009, so nick-named due to his resemblance to an 80s TV character of the same name from the hit TV series "Life Goes On".

Person A: Check it out. Corky's on the TV.

Person B: I thought that series was off the air since 1993.

Person A: Not that Corky. The other one.

by ChuckChaser69 May 15, 2008