ChuckChaser69's definitions

Episode 4

The first of a series. (So-named due to the fact that 'Star Wars - Episode 4' was the first of the series.)

Waiter: Sir, what would you like for your Episode 4?
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2009

Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.

Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010

HR says 'no comment'

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010

speaking in tongues

typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.

Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.

by ChuckChaser69 April 18, 2010

sweet like deer meat

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.

Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

4x3 safe

(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.

Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.

Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.

by ChuckChaser69 July 25, 2011