winning

What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.

Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011

slutterfly

A girl who uses Hallowe'en as an opportunity to exercise her inner whore, by dressing like one.

Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.

by ChuckChaser69 November 01, 2011

nuttable

fuckable for the masturbation crowd

Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

photigue

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos

Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.

by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010

Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

by ChuckChaser69 June 07, 2011

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.

Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

by ChuckChaser69 October 08, 2010

say hi to your mother for me

An expression used after a coffin-nailing slam, coined from the oft-used phrase by characters played by Marky Mark Wahlberg, and lampooned by Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live.

Person A: Your mamma's so fat, when she (blah blah blah), etc.

(Person B stares aghast, unable to speak, at the slam that was just delivered to him.)

Person A: and say hi to your mother for me
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Or, after a physical altercation, the victor spits on the loser, and proclaims with disdain: "say hi to your mother for me".

by ChuckChaser69 February 23, 2009