ChuckChaser69's definitions

winning

What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.

Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011

pillarbox

Black bars on the side of a 4x3 image on a 16x9 television. Similar to letterbox.

I hate watching old TV on my Hi-Def. Columbo needs a pillarbox. Sucks.

by ChuckChaser69 July 26, 2010

gone like Gandhi

gone quickly or gone and not recoverable

Once everyone knew he was the one who farted, he was gone like Gandhi.
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Wife: Honey, where is the ice cream?
Husband: (licking spoon) Oh, it's gone like Gandhi.

by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2010

Episode 4

The first of a series. (So-named due to the fact that 'Star Wars - Episode 4' was the first of the series.)

Waiter: Sir, what would you like for your Episode 4?
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2009

jesus week

A length of time equaling 12 days.

It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.

by ChuckChaser69 December 20, 2009

trickle up economics

The financial principle of bleeding the poor and middle class of any expendable income (and some necessary income) so they cannot buy anything, thus impacting the government-supported mega-corporations and lending institutions, requiring Republican idiots to give them more money to continue their financial destruction of the United States. Amen.

A: Did you hear about AIG? Another quintessential example of trickle up economics.
B: Is my bank account safe?
A: About as safe as a $3 gallon of gas.
B: So, not that safe? I'm not sure what you're saying.
A: Oh, I'm just joking around with you.
A&B together: Aaaaaaahahahahahah.

by ChuckChaser69 October 31, 2008

biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.

Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?

by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010