Definitions by ChuckChaser69
elevator pitch
What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.
Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.
elevator pitch by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014
paul pierce face
when someone makes a face like they can't believe what just happened, or they can't believe you just said that
Guy to his friends: she asks me, so I tell her, yes, you do look fat in that dress. And gives me paul pierce face like you wouldn't believe.
paul pierce face by ChuckChaser69 November 6, 2012
Hipsterjism
The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.
A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
Hipsterjism by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012
floptimistic
Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.
floptimistic by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012
clitoriolis effect
The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)
Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.
clitoriolis effect by ChuckChaser69 December 10, 2011
slutterfly
Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
slutterfly by ChuckChaser69 November 1, 2011
victrola
noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)
So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.
victrola by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011