ChuckChaser69's definitions

photigue

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos

Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.

by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010

nuttable

fuckable for the masturbation crowd

Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

slutterfly

A girl who uses Hallowe'en as an opportunity to exercise her inner whore, by dressing like one.

Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.

by ChuckChaser69 November 1, 2011

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.

Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010

hillareach

n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).

noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.

verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

homosexumable

How George W. Bush says "homosexual".

W: So, Dick, I went to West Hollywood to get a burger, and I saw some a them homosexumables. Some of them looked like chicks. Like hot chicks. It was scary. I found out the hard way. Ever had someone else's balls in your hand? Surprised me there. Boo-ya!

by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008