ChuckChaser69's definitions

fu bar

A bar in Manhattan that is now fubar.

a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.

by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008

palpitations

An expression of extreme anxiety.

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

speaking in tongues

typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.

Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.

by ChuckChaser69 April 18, 2010

4x3 safe

(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.

Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.

Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.

by ChuckChaser69 July 25, 2011

HR says 'no comment'

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010

older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008