ChuckChaser69's definitions

jesus week

A length of time equaling 12 days.

It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.

by ChuckChaser69 December 20, 2009

Episode 4

The first of a series. (So-named due to the fact that 'Star Wars - Episode 4' was the first of the series.)

Waiter: Sir, what would you like for your Episode 4?
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2009

tweet with the face space

to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with

So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.

Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2010

biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.

Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?

by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010

Will got a crock pot

exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you

Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!

Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.

Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?

Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.

by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009

paul pierce face

when someone makes a face like they can't believe what just happened, or they can't believe you just said that

Guy to his friends: she asks me, so I tell her, yes, you do look fat in that dress. And gives me paul pierce face like you wouldn't believe.

by ChuckChaser69 November 6, 2012

Scummy McScumstein

President George W. Bush

Person N-1: See that douchebag on TV?
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.

by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008