BryanJ's definitions

theist

Someone who claims the existence of a deity.

by BryanJ October 19, 2003

Commoners

High school students who can't stand the idea of being different. Often known for abandoning logic for the sake of a joke that does not make sense. Also known for asking why someone doesn't like them after performing several verbal attacks on that person.

I'm above that activity. It's for Commoners.

by BryanJ August 5, 2003

music slut

A person who listens to only the current popular music, regardless of its quality. Some are likely to criticize those who hold interest in any music outside of the mainstream.

Al-"Fuck man, no one listens to the shit you listen to."
Steve-"Shut up Al, you're such a music slut."

by BryanJ October 18, 2003

Spum in the pants hot

Slang for an extremely attractive female.

Whoa... man check out that girl over there. She's spum in the pants hot.

by BryanJ August 6, 2003

dickhood

A slang for foreskin.

Lara sucked on Allen's dickhood.

by BryanJ August 6, 2003

That (joke) went under my head.

A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.

Al- "HAHAHA... fuck, that's funny shit."
Steve-"Sorry, but that joke went under my head."

by BryanJ October 18, 2003

intact

A adjective to indicate a male who is missing no part of his penis.

Bill has an intact penis.
Bill is intact.

by BryanJ March 3, 2005