Skip to main content

1234567890abcdefghij's definitions

The Krusty Trump

The Krusty Krab but President Trump owns it. At the Krusty Trump, the signature meal is the Trumpy Patty. President Trump is the owner and founder of this restaurant. He doesn't want anyone but his supporters to know the Trumpy Patty Secret Formula, especially his political rivals like Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately, it had to file for bankruptcy. Here is how a Trumpy Patty is made: Trump makes the burger or Trump is cloned and the patty has Trump meat. Not only Trumpy Patties are served at the Krusty Trump, Trumpperoni pizza, Trumpy combos, Trumpy shakes, soda, Trumpy Dogs, Trumpy cake, Trumpy coffee, Tea, dessert, etc. Note that the Trumpy Dog is the Krusty Dog but with Trump making the hot dog or the hot dog being made with Trump meat.
I went to the The Krusty Trump and I saw groups of Trumpanzees chanting pro-Trump slogans, fighting, and drinking beer.
by 1234567890abcdefghij September 30, 2020
mugGet the The Krusty Trump mug.

Breast Torture Safety

In order to protect the breasts from damage, breast torture must be carried out within certain limits. For instance, a reduction in blood circulation can occur in bound breasts which may be problematic if the breasts are tied for a long period of time in breast torture safety.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
mugGet the Breast Torture Safety mug.

Extreme uses of testicle cuffs

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.

Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.

Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.

Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
The extreme uses of testicle cuffs provide a number of benefits
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
mugGet the Extreme uses of testicle cuffs mug.

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020
mugGet the presidential oath of office mug.

Founding Mother

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.
by 1234567890abcdefghij November 13, 2020
mugGet the Founding Mother mug.

Sexus

A Sexus is a sexy Lexus. People have sex and perform sexual activities in a Sexus.
I wanna buy a Sexus so fucking bad. It's so cool.
by 1234567890abcdefghij July 1, 2020
mugGet the Sexus mug.

Breast Torture

Breast torture, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org.

Breast torture, boob torture, nipple torture or tit torture is a BDSM sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to a submissive female's breasts.

The nipples are the part of the breast that is commonly used for this type of activity. Pain is typically applied to them using nipple clamps, a type of sex toy which can be attached to erect nipples to pinch them and to restrict the blood flow to them by applying pressure. When nipple clamps are removed, further pain is caused by the return of normal blood flow. The nipples involved can belong to persons of any gender.

Erotic electrostimulation of the breasts is also practiced although such activity around the chest area may carry risks of electrocution.

Painful activities such as breast binding, wax play, spanking, squeezing, punching, or flogging can also be applied to breasts/nipples.

The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Note that many of these practices, as with pussy torture and cock and ball torture, carry health risks. Adequate precaution is needed to prevent trauma or loss of blood flow.
Yooo, can you give me cock and ball torture and my girlfriend breast torture too?
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
mugGet the Breast Torture mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email