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yo quiero comer culo

According to Google Translate, this phrase means "I want to eat ass". Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life". I love you in Spanish is "te quiero".
Boy: Te quiero
Girl: You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life".
Boy: Whatever, yo quiero comer culo
Girl: YES, yo quiero comer culo
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 22, 2020
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Poop Rally

Hey, wanna eat some poop at the poop rally?
by 1234567890abcdefghij July 19, 2020
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Michael Bloomberg

The former mayor of New York City who ran for President as a member of the Democratic Party to defeat Donald Trump on November 3, 2020. Mike Bloomberg chose Hillary Clinton as his running mate and Trump-Pence would’ve defeated Bloomberg-Clinton on Election night but the electoral map would’ve turned to Bloomberg if Bloomberg-Clinton were the Democratic nominees because of COVID-19. He suspended his campaign on the day after Super Tuesday for defeating Donald Trump because he knew he wouldn’t be able to reach that goal in November. He was a Democrat before 2001 and he switched back from an Independent to Democrat in 2018 and has been a Democrat since. He was a Republican from 2001-2007. He was an Independent from 2007-2018. He is sometimes known as the Democratic version of Donald Trump because both are billionaires and businessmen. As mayor of New York City, New York City has made a lot of progress since the terrible tragedy of 9/11 because of his leadership. NYC is a safe place to live. Affordable housing units have been created. Healthcare has been extended to many people. Crime rates dropped. Good jobs have been created. Salaries have been raised. Graduation rates increased.
I believe Michael Bloomberg has the ability to make a lot of progress in America like he did in New York City
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 27, 2020
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A humbler (Cock and Ball Torture) is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.
A humbler (cock and ball torture) is kinda like a pair of handcuffs a police officer uses because a wearer is forced to keep his legs forward.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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Founding Mother

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.
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ball stretcher

In cock and ball torture, A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened. While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.5 A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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Cock and ball torture safety

In cock and ball torture safety, loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture, which can be seen with loss of color and edemas. Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling. The most serious injuries are testicular rupture, testicular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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