Urban Dictionary

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

Trimmigrants are people who come into an area in search of marijuana harvest jobs.

An obsessive interest in feces.

A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.

A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.

Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.

In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.