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wikipedant

wik-ee-ped-nt (n.)

1. a person who is excessively concerned with looking up minor details and rules on wikis (notably Wikipedia) or with displaying their internet-learning, esp. when it has just been learned.
2. a person who adheres rigidly to the content of wiki pages without regard to common sense.
3. a person who is v. ostentatious or condescending when engaged in the above behavior.

Other forms: wikipedantic (adj.), wikipedantry (n., an example of wikipedantic behavior)
The wikipedant was constantly on her phone, checking and correcting our ENTIRE conversation.
by Shaestorms May 1, 2014
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Tinder Happy

Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.
Guy 1: "I went a bit Tinder Happy last night when I was drunk, and now I've got so many fugly matches"

Guy 2: "You wanna be careful or you'll give yourself Tinderitis"
by Wmm1989 December 30, 2013
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whitespoken

Adjective: to sound Caucasian when you are not, usually to someone's surprise.
When someone of non - white background sounds white and it catches you by surprise because you expected to hear them sound ethnic and you say, "wow, they're whitespoken".
by datshitfunny May 2, 2014
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Tip Slip

when the tip of a penis slip out of the bottom or the hole on your underwear
while peter was walking around the house he had a tip slip in front of his roommate
by Big Daddy J May 6, 2014
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textpergers

Noun. A condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as "lol" or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.
"I got in a huge fight with Sara over Facebook because my Textpergers was acting up and I thought she was joking about her cat dying. She wasn't."
by rikachen April 30, 2014
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Elevator surprise

When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.

You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.

I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
by zaqwerty1 April 30, 2014
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Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet
1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?
by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014
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