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by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014
Get the Fart Lapse mug.Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.
Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.
Lady: K
Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.
Lady: K
by Sweet Tear April 12, 2014
Get the Work Boyfriend mug.by EJ Breeze April 13, 2014
Get the 凸^-^凸 mug.An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
by yipplezz October 23, 2010
Get the Runner's Boner mug.Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 7, 2009
Get the Immaculate Defecation mug.The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.
by theiconsborn April 14, 2014
Get the selfiebombing mug.Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.
by agtctae March 14, 2014
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