The French really understand attachment-free sex. All the single people you meet in Paris have bone amis.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 25, 2009
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1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator
by escyr July 10, 2012
When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.
Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
by Unfortunate Truth July 8, 2012
When the Dean’s wife was caught in the act with an undergraduate, they tried to keep it under wraps – but word got out, and the story soon reached googlical proportions.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2011
I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 6, 2012
The act of hitting the snooze button over and over again and having a different dream every time you fall asleep.
by aMarkyMarka July 4, 2012
1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010