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fucker's remorse

when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.
by daring debby June 16, 2011
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resting douche face

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher
Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.
by 2B41 February 28, 2014
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cyberbaiting

Cyberbaiting occurs when students, either individually or as a group, make a plan to act so outrageously that the classroom teacher loses self control and begins yelling or acting in another unprofessional manner. The teacher is surreptitiously recorded, and the video of the momentary loss of control is posted to social networking sites.
Mrs. Hoskins, classroom teacher, was the vicitim of cyberbaiting. She lost her composure today when Brian and Irma kept disrupting the class. Her mini-tantrum was videoed by Johnny, who posted it on YouTube.
by tbplayer59 June 4, 2012
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jeenyus

a way cooler and smarterer way to spell "genius"
Nick: "You know that girl Zoe?"
Josh: "Yeah, she's a total jeenyus."
by texasgal July 10, 2009
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Restless Dick Syndrome

When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
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struggle is real

The hardness and difficulties of every day life being unbearable and apparent.
"Hey dude, I just studied my ass off for this test and got a 60%."
"Yo, the struggle is real brah..."
by WangWang54 March 3, 2014
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neckbeard

1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
by parttimehanyou December 28, 2005
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