The red marks you get on your elbows/forearms from resting your arms on your knees after having spent a long time on the toilet.

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

A term used by people making Vines, to do ANYTHING it takes for entertainment or comedic purposes.

Noun. An exposure of breast or genitalia by a good friend.

"behind paywall, didn't read"

Etymology: An adaptation of tl;dr.

A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.

you care too much about how you look. about how other people look. about what you say and do and what other people say and do. it's ocd with eyeshadow.