6 definitions by Gwank

Piaf

Surname of French singer Edith Piaf, born circa 1914 dies circa 1963.

Famous songs include Milord and Non Je Ne Regrette Rien.

Edith Piaf sings in a way that is unique, untamed, wild and yet heartbreaking.

by Gwank July 5, 2004

pullma

Noun: masturbation (male).
Derived from the phrase 'I am off to pull my penis'. Shortened to I'm off for a pullma.

I was horny as a sailor home from 6 months at sea, and I couldn't get a bird as I am so ugly. I ended up having a pullma round the back of the pub, as well as in the newsagents whilst looking at some scagmags.

by Gwank July 5, 2004

Chug

Verb:
To masturbate (male).
To wank. To toss-off.
To jack-off (American).

Noun:
The act of masturbation.

Verb:
As a teenager, I like to chug several times a day.
Noun:
Even as a grown man, I still often have a chug.

by Gwank July 10, 2004

Chugger.

A wanker (literally). One who masturbates. Derived from the noun chug (an act of masturation) and the verb chug ( to masturbate ).

I am a chugger. I chug every day. I have been a chugger since puberty. I first had a chug aged 12.

by Gwank July 10, 2004

baffies

Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.

Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.

by Gwank July 17, 2004

shagfest

1) An (often putative) upcoming event involving much sexual activity.

2) A sex party.

3) A party with the swapping of partners for sexual purposes.

4) Intercourse involving two or more people, usually suggesting that coupling has taken place several times.

1) I'm hoping for a shagfest on Friday. Marion has asked her friend over.

2) The vicar invites you to a shagfest after the main service on Sunday. Please bring your own mugs.

3) I picked up a sexy beast at the shagfest last night.

4) I didn't sleep last night: it was a complete shagfest and my dick is now sore with exertion.

by Gwank July 5, 2004