Urban Dictionary

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

To chill or stand at a spot (like a club or a street corner etc). To claim a spot. The term came from drug dealers on street corners, like light posts and street posts, and there you have it POST UP!

A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.

To break or harm ones limbs or organs through dancing.

Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.

The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.

The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*