carsophagus

A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to "eat a car". This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word "sarcophagus" which literally means "body eater".
He drove into a carsophagus created by the spring freezing and thawing, and the car's front wheel alignment was ruined.
by Gregory V. Richardson July 03, 2004
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reality chatspeak

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome
sane person: George Bush is a whore. dude: ROFL!!
by Tiller July 14, 2005
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backs

A place in line behind someone who is already in line. See also, fronts.
Don't go to the end of the line. I'll give you backs.
by Downstrike December 24, 2004
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wikillectual

one whose major knowledge base appears to have been garnered from Wikipedia and its related projects derived from googlectual
Rob concealed his status as a Wikillectual once he finally received his Wi-Fi PDA/Cellphone, though those with whom he engaged in intellectual sparring sessions often commented on his overactive bladder, as he constantly ran to the bathroom in order to query the site privately.
by Elliott June 28, 2005
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cellular faux

(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.
by evil little monkey July 10, 2005
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jump the couch

A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
by Melissa and Rebecca July 08, 2005
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ipod spamming

The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to. This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.
"Wow how did Gidaro get so many songs on his ipod" "Well I suggested a good song to him and he went and downloaded every song that band has ever made"
by Borange July 05, 2005
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