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on tilt

To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.
After he got beat three straight times, Mike went on tilt and got his whole bankroll taken.
by ACG2x January 26, 2004
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sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.
I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.
by Patio furniture March 14, 2006
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Goo-diligence

Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.
"What's the proper pronunciation of Cannes? Is it 'can' or 'con'?" "I dunno. Go do your Goo-diligence."

"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
by ColdMiser March 8, 2006
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cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.
Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.
by Erik Belsaas March 10, 2006
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blinker fluid

An imaginary liquid used in automobiles (to make the blinkers work). This term is used as a sarcastic remark toward someone who knows ablsolutely nothing about cars.
Bob: "My car's broken again. I don't know what's wrong."
Jon: "Did you check the blinker fluid?"
by Peaches Witherspoon September 8, 2005
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buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.
hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.
by jay duncan September 8, 2005
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baby daddy

Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
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