weeze

The fictional start of the band Weezer, featured in the music video of Perfect Situation where Elisha Cuthbert is the lead singer. Then when she throws a tantrum on-stage, the timid roadie (Rivers Cuomo, the real lead singer of Weezer) steps up to finish out the song. The band swag salesman changes then the shirts from weeze to weezer by adding an "r" in a thick, black marker when Rivers gets the crowd jumping and shouting.

Dude, I was so pissed when weeze changed their name to weezer. All my shit is wrong now.

by atwig October 24, 2008

weeze

To borrow or use for yourself.

I am going to weeze some money off of clint because he always takes my stuff.

by Rob c October 09, 2003

weeze

to borrow without intent of giving back, ussually food
other forms - weezed, weezing, slang word by paulie shore

sorry i weezed all your your food
im currently weezing all your bagel bites

by supersweetkelso April 26, 2008

weeze

funny; great; amazing.

He is so weeze, its unbelievable.

by Shannon. March 10, 2008

weeze

The smell of bad body odor, a funk of someone who has not bathed in a long time.

If you lick someones face they will smell like weeze.

by Joseph May 09, 2004

Weeze

The word my mother used to describe the vagina when I was a young girl. This led to major confusion when a friend tried to explain her asthma to me.

"This puffer helps with my weeze."

"...Why does it need help?"

Thanks, Mum.

by Ice Maiden May 15, 2005

Weezing

The act of dismissing or hating on something e.g. a film, song, video game, book, or slang term (usually popular and mainstream) despite not having tried it, having no knowledge on it, or having any prior experience with it whatsoever. usually for the purpose of being a hipster or troll.

Guy: "Hey, wanna go see the new Star Wars?"

Hipster: "UGH, not more Star Wars. I'm sick of that overrated piece of trash"

Guy: "Have you seen any Star Wars movies?"

Hipster: " GOD NO! Like I would waste my time watching that overrated boring cheesy garbage! I am WAY above it."

Guy: "Dude stop Weezing!"

by JustThatGuyOnUrbanDictionary February 20, 2016