watch the kids

Bust a nut in your girlfriends eye!

Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said

"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!

by ReJackk March 1, 2016

Watching the kids

When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked

Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?

Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on

(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids

by BellaBomber November 19, 2019

watch my kids

The process of jerking off and cumming into someones eye

GUY: Im gonna cum
GIRL: On my face

GUY: Here watch my kids

by JIMBEAN37273 March 31, 2017

watch the kids next door

Literally means babysitting the neighbor's kids, but has also been used to mean, watching the cartoon, watching the teenagers next door copulate, and making out.

Peena wanted to hang out with her girlfriends, but she had to watch the kids next door.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

a kid who watches band kid humor

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.

Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.

by Urban_dictionaryMan101 May 19, 2022