wastebag

one who continue's to drink intoxicating substances, though its a known fact that they are wasted. generally devolving into lame actions such as singing horribly, arguing inconsistently about nothing, thinking tequila is a good idea, and general debauchary of all kinds.

You're a wastebag, fool

by johnsage December 25, 2010

wastemagnet

Basically when someone is a wastemagnet, it means they attract wastemen and wastegash. Wastemen and wastegash are often wastemagnets themselves

Person 1 "Yo bludda check out that wastemagnet right there, she is some dir' 'ting"
Person 2 "Init bruv she is like a literal wastemagnet, look at here wastemen crew"

by Maxi The Fej February 19, 2008

Wastebasketing

The act of quickly jumping up off of your partner to dispense your cum into a wastebasket instead of on your partner.

"I was fucking Brian last night and just as he was going to cum, the bastard went wastebasketing."

by Sadistic1JJ August 22, 2009

prudent wastebasket

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want cum in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot (like the pedal of a wastebasket) and he makes a basket while she's screaming in pain.

Jill took my dick out of her mouth when I was about to cum, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Wastebanded

The act of putting ones boner straight up towards the belly button inside the elastic part of their trousers trying to hide their boner.

I went on a date with a hot chick that gave me a woody. i wastebanded my boner so she wouldn't see it.

by Jeffro1265 June 23, 2011

prudent wastebasket

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want the white stuff in her mouth during felatio so you stomp on her foot like the pedal of a wastebasket to open it, and you make a basket while her mouth is open to scream in pain.

I was tired of my girlfriend not wanting to swallow, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

wasteball

noun. someone who drinks (and) somkes ALL the time. said person must be ridiculous when he/she engages in such activities. ridiculous behavior includes throwing tables, saying absured things, running around, jumping through windows.

"ryan is a wasteball"

by Randy McDevitt July 12, 2008