washington

washington is a state. no, it's not washington DC, you idiot. if people are talking about washington DC, they'll say DC. that blows your tiny little mind, doesn't it? anyways, washington is on the pacific coast and our trees are better than yours because ours are big and green and yours are brown and pitiful. some of the best bands are from washington, not your state. (8 we have good schools and awesome colleges. we have our share of stupid people, and they usually move to idaho or canada. so suck my non existant dick.
person: where are you from?

different person: washington.

person: like washington DC?

different person: if i meant washington DC, i would've said washington DC, cupcake.

by eidna (that's andie backwards) September 02, 2008
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he'll kick you apart, he'll kick apart!
that washington, he had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.

dude i heard that mutherfucker had like thirty goddam dicks
by fragglerocker February 05, 2008
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Verb: The act of ejaculating onto a female's face and then slapping a one dollar bill onto the semen.

"Hey Nate Dogg, i heard you washingtoned that skeez last night."
by DTB Entertainment October 06, 2007
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The city in the District of Columbia. People from the DC area never say "Washington," we call it the District or DC. Or if we're talking about specific communities: Dupont Circle, Georgetown, K Street, Q Street, we use those words.

Me: "Are you from this area?"
Stranger: "Yeah, right down in Washington"
Me: Tourist.
by sangsue September 27, 2005
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a real shithole in the middle of everywhere. newcastle postcode and city of sunderland council. it really shouldn't exsist. filled with chavs and a mix of geordies and mackems. also the hometown of linda mcartney so shows ya what kind of wiredo's we get here
Man: Where you from?
Woman: Washington
Man: *runs*
by miss.gilly July 17, 2008
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an arab. Derived from Washington D.C. The DC stands for dune coon.
John: "hey lets go to the mosque to pray today"

Jason: "fuck that, and fuck you. I will not be in the presence of those washingtons"
by TaySean D. November 21, 2007
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a slang word for 'Diet Coke', which comes from the capital of America, Washington DC, in which the 'DC' would stand for 'Diet Coke'.
"i just picked up a washington and a packet of chewing gum from the store"

or in reference to drinks containing it:

"if you're getting another round, i'll have a jack (and) washington please"
by Al. September 21, 2005
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