a college filled with ultimate, spoiled, pompous assholes, who never worked a day in their lives, who refer to dead prez Thomas J. as "TJ" and call him their best friend, and who swear everyone who isn't at their college regrets not being there.
normal person: so how was your weekend?
uva ass: well TJ and I spent our weekend at the dog show, then we went shopping for new shirts...we must keep the collars popped. Ha. Ha. I am done laughing.
normal person: wtf??
uva ass: ohh silly goose, you wouldn't understand, it is a uva thing.
uva ass: well TJ and I spent our weekend at the dog show, then we went shopping for new shirts...we must keep the collars popped. Ha. Ha. I am done laughing.
normal person: wtf??
uva ass: ohh silly goose, you wouldn't understand, it is a uva thing.
by someone777 July 21, 2005
by Caswwww July 11, 2006
Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, that was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in in America, well you'd think you were the shit too.
-ESPN's college review
-ESPN's college review
The University of Virginia, also known as UVA, is one of the premier learning institutions in the world and widely regarded as the best educational bang for your buck in the nation.
by surfinggal118 April 16, 2006
the university of virginia....a school where all the students look like they just walked out of a Gap commercial. the girls dress like they are forty years old and then guys and arrogant bastards. you wait in line for an hour to possibly get into a frat that plays only madonna and other gay 80's music. basicly, the WORST place to go to college.
by lindsay December 14, 2004
the school which students who care about their lives after college attend and is located in the city voted #1 to live in america. people who couldnt get in or people bitter about their economic situation tend to have a problem with uva because the harsh reality that uva students will be their bosses one day. these people have a problem with popped collars, reason being that they arent stlyish or attractive enough to pull it off. they also have a problem with the fact all uva students wear is ralph lauren, etc...; this is becuase they are jealous and cant afford to. once an individual with serious grievances against uva gets over their inferiority complex theyll see that while they may not be able to make a future for themselves, uva grads will be there to provide a job for them some day.
and just in case the above wasnt evidence enough to prove uvas superiority:
"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs'. In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
- ESPN's review of college campuses + Ryan Bitzer
and just in case the above wasnt evidence enough to prove uvas superiority:
"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs'. In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
- ESPN's review of college campuses + Ryan Bitzer
bitter jackass: man i hate uva, theyre all a bunch of preppy, pompous fags.
bitter jackass (4 yrs later out of college): no boss i never had anything against uva, your alma mater is a great school. let me kiss your ass the rest of my career in hopes that i might make a fraction of what you do.
bitter jackass (4 yrs later out of college): no boss i never had anything against uva, your alma mater is a great school. let me kiss your ass the rest of my career in hopes that i might make a fraction of what you do.
by uva#1 May 05, 2006
UVA is a very good school for the arts and most sciences, but anyone who takes engineering at UVA is a dumbass.
Guy: I'm an engineer from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: UVA, eh? Well, then you must suck hard core. Where did those Virginia Tech grads go?
Guy: aw man, I suck
***
Girl: I'm a biology major from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: Okay! Have lots of money.
Recruit: UVA, eh? Well, then you must suck hard core. Where did those Virginia Tech grads go?
Guy: aw man, I suck
***
Girl: I'm a biology major from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: Okay! Have lots of money.
by Idon'tgotouvasothere February 28, 2005
The guy in the shirt and tie at the football game must be a UVA fan, you can tell because his nose tilts higher than everyone else around him.
by Kickin' Ass Since '84 October 13, 2004