Unsex

The act of sticking your penis into a pregnant woman's vagina (preferably sooner rather than later for more ease), and using it as a vacuum to get rid of the fertilised egg. Often a last resort when no contraception was used, and abortions are out of the picture.

Michael: Dude, I banged her so hard the other night, I came inside. It was great. John: WOAH! Is she on the pill then? Michael: Nah, I unsexed her the next day. Linda: What can I do to get rid of the baby? Doctor: If you can't afford an abortion, you can get your boyfriend to unsex you instead.

by Leave-Me-Alone January 14, 2015

Unsexable

Like "not fuckable" but worse. Someone who isn't worthy of your sexy time.

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, she's that unsexable.

by Hornless unicorn June 10, 2015

unsexable

not sexy like sexy without é

he was totally unsexable unsexable like duh

by unsexable June 05, 2005

unsexable

not sexy like not sexy like sexy without alt+130 xD

he was unsexable. this is unsexable. thats like unsexably duh!

by unsexable May 31, 2005

unsexed

when a person does not have sex for a while, therefore resorts to having sex with young children

That pedophile is an unsexed loser.

by benedettiandthompson February 10, 2010

Unsex

The opposite of sexin. It is known to make people shorter. If some people were to have sex, their sexin levels would go through the roof. They would need unsex to bring it back down. To make it easier, cigarette companies started shoving unsex in their cigarettes. This is why people smoke after sex.

Look how short that midget is! his parents must be full of unsex to make him that short!

by LordBFG April 28, 2008

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 07, 2004