uncle fester

a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke

Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?

by 42VB May 1, 2006

uncle fester

kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !

by cuntmonkey September 14, 2003

uncle fester

A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"

by dick fart point smegma May 2, 2005

uncle fester

a scabby diseased penis

by loco weed April 24, 2003

uncle fester

a ford fiesta (small car mainly found in the uk)

uncle fester---> fester ---> fiesta

by Lance Pickard April 5, 2005

uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.

Jimmy left an uncle fester in the mens room.

by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004