tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 01, 2005

tweezers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers

by blackbone March 23, 2009

Tweezers

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.

According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.

by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018

Tweezering

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?

by 2inthePink December 05, 2014

tweezer

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue

by breauxdel September 08, 2006

Tweezer

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.

"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".

by Fuhggin Old Dude December 27, 2010

tweezer

A geezer that uses Twitter.

John McCain is a total tweezer.

by Going Like Sixty March 06, 2009