treasure hunt

a surprise, specifically a dirty diaper, found and consequently devoured by your dog whilst on walkies in the park.

We were walking the dogs in the park the other day. When we turned around for a minute they had a Treasure Hunt. That was so damn nasty I almost chuckked, but they scored bonus points for diarrhea.

by upchuckk April 3, 2008

treasure hunt

A search, generally performed whilst drunk in a nightclub, to purchase drugs from strangers.

I'll meet you back here, I'm going on a treasure hunt

by Jason Automatic November 25, 2007

treasure hunt

stupid bastard tv programme devised by spotty little oinks at bbc headquarters who care about old people and spend their free time recycling their sandals and sitting holding greanpeace flags.

Once the bastard nerd at the BBC has a ounce of power he comes up with the clever idea of putting 50 minutes of old peoples tv on in a primetime slot that was previously for the simpsons. BASTARDS!

by pissed off uncle mellon balls April 14, 2003

treasure hunting

a somewhat vague term, where 2 participants each pick a side - one as the pirate, the other as the sand, and the ass is somehow involved. most likely it involves "teh gay"

let's go treasure hunting, archibald!

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

treasure hunting

dropping acid or some other form of psychedelic in the woods in hopes of finding your innerself

your innerself being the treasure

Me and Susie went treasure hunting yesterday and discovered we both wanted to be more than cousins.

by QuasimodoIsOnFire March 10, 2016

Treasure Hunting

Fisting a Jewish girl in order to get to her Jew gold.

Hey Bobby can treat us all to drinks, because he went treasure hunting with Anne.

by Davidsteinberg September 29, 2013

Treasure Hunt

Treasure hunting is where you are having sex in the dark, It's pitch black, you can't see your partner, so you rub your dick around her body looking for her vagina like a pirate hunting for booty. For further pleasure, execute an Angry Pirate after you find and dig for the treasure.

Blah, Blah Blah, Treasure Hunt, Yada, Yada, Yada. The End.

by apesex March 2, 2007