to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
by Monkey Business March 4, 2011
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
by bhrome April 7, 2004
by The Molster March 4, 2004
by David October 27, 2003
by Walden Scott February 18, 2019
masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 20, 2009