tms

"facebook status"bout to log off tms if u got the number
by lildee93 November 10, 2011
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temporary moment of stupidity

what happens when normal people do something stupid for no reason. several instances of tms are indicative of something else
person 1: I can't believe you walked into that parked car
person 2: a real tms
person 3: shut up and get me some ice!!!
by T-do December 27, 2006
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An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.
Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.
by DaXi February 02, 2017
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tms - abbreviation of 'the mighty sketset'
usually a group of girls who go to parties and end up doing sexual things with random boys they do not know that they will either regret or be teased about the. however they never seem to be ashamed as they define themselves as 'mighty' and also have thier own themetune!
"oh my gosh did you hear about them girls last night?"
"yeah! they must be in sketset."

"oi, what was them girls saying?"
"ohh sketset lalalaa, it's thier themetune, thier in tms you see"
by beautifulnightmare July 19, 2009
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Logan: do you want to have tms?
Ashley: yeah!
by denucci November 02, 2008
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throwed mind set a waco rap group tha is off tha hook
tms is tha shit
by illwillthakilla March 23, 2009
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Tm means trust me. It is used to show that you agree with something someone says.
Luke: OMG! Claire takes so long getting dressed
Jack: Tm fam, what does she do for that long
by Boombear February 23, 2018
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