thwap

the sound that occours when Tony Danza gives you a giant cock slap on your forhead

THWAP! you just got owned by tony danza

by american_jesus June 19, 2004

thwap

Playful hit around the head, usually done with some sort of random object, such as a book.

Harriet gave Manda a thwap with a large tuna fish.

by Harriet---x November 18, 2006

thwap

to be hit smack in the middle of the forehead with a rather large penis
or the sound it produces

this is gay,see;misc

by John_OB tampon March 30, 2004

thwap

noun. Short,loud,loose slapping sound.

As of large spider being sucked up a vacuum cleaner pipe.

by Wlm Wheed May 08, 2005

thwap

a very quick cat slap or touch

in play, or when unsure about something, a cat will thwap the object, other cat or person

by lame cliche September 29, 2009

thwap

The sound that occurs when your smashing ya lasses back doors in like a bat out of hell!

i.e. I bent the dirty slut over and 'thwapped' the fucking arse of her, it was thwapping!!!

by John.D September 04, 2006

thwap

The sound of a body hitting the floor after God grants you death for reasons of sexual misconduct.

When OJ killed his wife because she was an ungodly slut, the body hit the groud with a solid thwap.

NOTE: The sound is slightly lessened from the normal "SMACK" due to God's grace.

by Johnathan Leonix Esquire April 17, 2006