tents

1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter

2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"

3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn

1. We slept in tents when we went camping.

2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon.

3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!

by BRW January 02, 2008

tent

bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the dick clearly shows from the result of an erection

Look, he has a large tent in his shorts!

by mE November 25, 2003

tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.

What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?

by Jeff Buckley December 17, 2007

tenting

Where the fly of pants/trousers bends up in the middle to form a "tent" shape that makes it look like you have a boner.

My mom thought I was touching myself when I was trying to stop my pants from tenting.

by bleepy March 09, 2004

tent

Japanese slang: When a fully clothed man has an erection, his friends may laugh, and some may call his organ a "tento mushi" (tent bug); others may also ask the below example with their tongue in their cheek.

"Oi, tento o hatteru" (Yo, you're setting up your tent)?

by Ai Tsujidou May 20, 2013

tentative

Acting as if unsure what to do.

It can mean uncertain or even hesitant.

I was tentative about signing up for parachuting lessons.

by Moon Goat September 10, 2004

Tent

What a man pitches in his back yard after his wife whores around.

You know that guy John? He totally had to pitch a tent. Poor guy.

by hotchick880 November 26, 2010