Surfin

to be spaced out and unfocused. Not paying attention to the task at hand.

Joe was on his phone, surfin while we were trying to win the game. Hey man, quit surfin and get your ass over here and help!

by Mitazake July 22, 2010

Surfin

Surfin - A term used by men who swim out on surf boards and to sit at the back of the waves in order to fit large objects in each others rectums such as their fists.

"Oh Hi Mark, let's go Surfin tomorrow morning. Let's see if you can get double fists this time. Cowabunga dude!"

by Phil Hickling February 05, 2018

Surfin'

Replaces Swag. Ones style, persona, OR the way in one presents themselves.

AYO SHIT DAWG THEM BLUE JOINTS...SHITS ARE SURFIN'!

Aye man, you got so much surf in you today.

You know me! Always surfin'!

by lobcity99 February 13, 2012

surfinate

To spend inordinate amounts of time at the beach, waiting for waves that may or may not appear, while smoking substances that may or may not be illegal.

He was always late for school because he had to surfinate with his mates as a must-do early morning ritual.

by Ultimo69 April 24, 2009

Surfin

The act of riding a fat chicks rolls during sex.

Man, Shelly has so many rolls it felf like i was surfin a wave during sex

by nicofiend July 02, 2003

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 06, 2006

java surfin'

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017