A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019
Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word "strong." Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin.
by Nastrael November 20, 2014
A typo of the word "strong," originating from competitive play of a game of Heroes of Newerth. Mostly used sarcastically because of it being a mistype.
by Nighthound May 31, 2011
It means you are strong, not in the normal way, but in the epic gamer way. Some people aren't as epic as others so you might not be able to understand, unlike us intellectuals.
by zoinks scooby August 28, 2019
A mispronunciation of the word "strong" which generally means the same thing. Originated in the game Heroes of Newerth, most likely from the player Ixoziel who used it extensively. Usually denotes a player who is doing well/ is difficult to kill or deals a lot of damage.
*Moon Queen kills 5 heroes*
Enemy player: Damn moon queen too stronk
Moon Queen: look at my items noob
Enemy player: Damn moon queen too stronk
Moon Queen: look at my items noob
by Nathonas April 27, 2013
like s stroke, but from the perspective of the strokee. A sudden severe attack that paralyses the half of one's body, causing the strokee to lose his ability to attempt conventional conversation.
"The Bonds Name. James Name.
Pleased to.. What?
Bonds names the james.
Bames nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance."
Pleased to.. What?
Bonds names the james.
Bames nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance."
by Cloe Howse September 16, 2018
Stronk is just strong typod, and still has basically the same definition, though stronk is used more sarcastically.
by SirKricketVantas May 2, 2018