starke

a small town, in bradford county florida, it is the county seat for bradford county. unless you have a 4x4, a.t.v., or a weed eater, there is nothing to do- except smoke pot, drink, and have sex. many of the mindless employees of the florida state prison live in starke, as well as some of the dumbest rednecks in the world.

I need to go see my niece in gainsville, but i need to get through country-ass starke to get there.

by kbr12080 April 03, 2011

starked it

The art of aggressively failing at women.

Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.

by Bevo69 January 15, 2012

Starked

Deriving from the character Tony Stark (or, Iron Man), it is a synonym for words like "owned", "pwned", "beasted", or "stole"; to be bested, or out-witted.

Haahahaha! You've been Starked, son!

Anna: Hey, why am I doing your homework for you?!
James: Because I said so.
Bystander: Starked, fool.

by Rabbit Zombie May 09, 2010

Starking

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out

He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes

by Lindabruh November 25, 2015

Stark

someone who is good in bed, stark directly translated means able to withstand; strong

damn i want stark in bed

by jeff stark May 05, 2005

A Stark

A fat idiot with wrists wider than a horses penis

'Look at that fat guys wrists, what a Stark.'

by Dave Rich April 18, 2008

Starking

The act of talking excessively in the gym. Causes other gym goers to rest longer between sets due to unwanted conversation.

I'm trying to finish my workout brah, stop starking.

by broski453 August 08, 2013