Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.
Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.
That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.
Sponging is how nerds get constant action.
That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.
Sponging is how nerds get constant action.
by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009
Male masturbatory practice.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
the act of dipping your testicles into a bucket or pool of water long enough for them to enlarge three times in size. You then take your enlarged, spongy balls and press them against the eye sockets of a friend while he/she sleeps.
by BigSponger December 22, 2010
by Hugh Mongous March 11, 2009
A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
by Gerrick1973 August 30, 2013
All right, you invertebrates
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
by Bugleman March 28, 2019
a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
by ivor biggun February 20, 2004