To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant
by Chip M. March 11, 2008
A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.
I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.
by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 19, 2008
A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.
The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.
"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"
or
"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"
by Treasure Island April 05, 2008
We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.
by Bob Caron March 13, 2008
by Hayduke March 12, 2008
by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008
A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.
by UD Reader July 11, 2008