spf

acronym for Strictly Platonic Friend, used under these various conditions:
-the person has to actually be a CLOSE friend of an opposite sex
-your relationship has to resemble that of two romantic lovebirds' in some aspects
-yet the thought of you two as a couple makes both of you (or one of you) feel squeamish
-the person is conveniently your escort for all the shit-i-need-a-date events

A: yo, i always see you and ryan together now. are you guys dating?
B: hahha, no. he's just my spf.

by neesyweesie July 03, 2006

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Side panty fuck. Inserting his cock without taking the trouble to peel off your panties. Creates a slightly different feel. Ideally done when wearing a sexy pair of panties.

He didn't want to take the time to take off my panties so he just decided to go for an spf.

by Yards June 11, 2007

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When you stick your tongue out at someone, your tongue usually makes contact with your lips. If you pay close enough attention, and add a little air to it all, it sounds like spf, short for Spiff.

When Julie stuck her tongue out at Eric, she breathed out a bit causing a spf noise.

by Heymbit January 29, 2008

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when your computer is such a fucking potato that u get seconds per frame instead of frames per second

i have 60 SPF on my computer

by fgkfkjgfkgfhgf November 02, 2020

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Seconds Per Frame.

Similar to FPS(Frames per Second), it indicate how much seconds it take to render one frame of video or a game.
Mainly used by: Gamers playing high end games on ancient hardware and amateur motion artist rendering videos in desktop PC.

Guy 1: Dude! I downloaded GTA 5 yesterday and it played like a charm at 60 FPS.
Guy 2: Ha! so pathetic, I used to play the same game at 186 SPF.
Guy 1: Woah! that's awesome!... wait... what!

by TGage the Killer July 19, 2015

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