spermed

(v) To have sex with, or impregnate someone.
Sir Williams: Hey Cletus, I spermed your old lady.
Cletus: Whaaaaa?
Shondra: Oh no he di''nt!
by Sperminator July 18, 2006
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spermed

the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.
i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.
by kaylanicool December 01, 2011
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spermed

Pwned, owned or in a sentence like 'you got spermed' it is like saying 'you got served'.
After Alex was owned by Andrew in COD, Andrew said "You got spermed!!"
by Johnny Star May 13, 2010
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Sperm+Sperm

When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm

Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
by Joe Mama but it's Kanye November 07, 2019
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Spermes

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.
by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015
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Sperm

The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.
by Dildo destroyer December 15, 2017
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Sperm

Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.

Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.

And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
This entire journey of the sperm takes place within about 1-4 days.
by J Daddy Swerve November 18, 2013
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