soaping

Happens when one is completely ignoring somebody else, specially if the second have already asked for one's attention.
Related to the fact that a soap easily slips through one's hands and is hard to catch.

Bill sends an e-mail to his boss (Tom) on Monday: "Hey Tom, I really wanted to discuss about my salary and conditions. Shall we please schedule a meeting sometime this week?"

Tom (Monday):
(Tom is soaping...)

Tom (Tuesday):
(Tom is soaping...)

Tom (Wednesday):
(Tom is soaping...)

Tom (Thursday):
(Tom is soaping...)

Tom (Friday):
(Tom is soaping...)

by tanoue May 15, 2007

no soap

Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.

Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.

by gammarock November 06, 2005

Soaping

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

by imjustabill February 20, 2021

SOAP

An abbreviation for "Same Opposite Always Positive" used in math to simplify the process of factoring polynomials.

SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.

(a^3+b^3) = (a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)

Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!

by BillyGile August 23, 2010

soap

1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.

Fred went to get a 20 rock and ended up smoking soap.

by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007

soap

i'm losing braincells

if i eated soap i don't eat it bc i did. no i didn't ❤️

by stupidchar May 26, 2020

Soap

Something you better not drop in jail!

John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.

by Roshi April 28, 2003