sleep at night

1. Stop being stupid

2. Think before you act

Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "I thought I was early."
Boss: "Sleep at night."

by Ryan Carew June 29, 2008

Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

by BigE77 February 27, 2011

where did you sleep last night?

singing it will out of context will make your friends block you

A: where did you sleep last night?

B: BRO WTF

by Mr.fort June 14, 2021

If thats what makes you sleep at night.

If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.

Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"

by Marztav January 10, 2009

Sleep on the Porch Night

1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.

2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.

Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.

by Pink Dragon January 28, 2004

how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up

girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster

by littleransom July 17, 2019