skyhook

Scottish slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head.

see rocket
"Naw I don't want to go on a weekend drinking session down in London ya skyhook. Away tae yer bed, it's 4am on a saturday morning for fuck sake."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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the shit that looks like its about to jump out of the toilet...this shit is a spectacle, it resembles Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's skyhook from the 1985 Lakers
Abdullah: Whats goin on T, did you see the Warriors whoop on the Lakers last night? My nigga Monte Ellis was off the hook...

Theresa: nah man, I missed it, you know with paycuts and all...I'll I had to eat was a gang of spinach and broccoli, I hit up the bathroom at the pad and fuckin dropped a skyhook like my nigga Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010
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Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.
I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.
by Maitre D April 26, 2004
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Skyhooks

A great way to keep the gullible people in playcrafters busy for a while.
"Hey, how can I get to the top to paint? Do I need a ladder?"

"Go get the skyhooks."

What an idiot.
by harrywalnuts69 November 09, 2010
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Skyhook

It's a sexual position where the girl is laying on her back and the man thrusts his penis into her mouth
He gave her the ole skyhook
by mikeylongballs May 28, 2009
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Skyhook

An invisible hook that is attached to the sky and hangs there.
When Spider-man is in the middle of nowhere and he shoots his web into the sky, although nothing appears to be there, it sticks to the skyhook and enables him to fly.
by edggy January 21, 2009
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The skyhook is a move during tennis in which you give a skyhook overhead smash. It was used by Victoria Azarenka in the women's single US Open Tennis Championships in Queens City, New York.
OOOOh Theres the skyhook! With Victoria Azarenka sending it back to Serena Williams!
by MGHJKRY December 05, 2012
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