shoveler

One who, without consciousness of doing so, holds a spoon or fork in their hand in a manner that resembles holding a bike handle, and proceeds to shovel the food into their face as if they were a caveman.

Nothing aggravates me more than seeing a shoveler in a nice restaurant.

by Flipcyde96 August 11, 2005

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Shoveler

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated

Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad

by Shovelove July 01, 2015

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Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

by Rand December 28, 2003

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shoveling

When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.

Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.

by Terry Taint May 09, 2012

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