“They’re going on vacation, but it’s going to be on a shoestring. They don’t have very much money right now.”
by GB-US April 28, 2020
An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.
"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."
by CathyM June 23, 2008
Imagine a dick eating another dick
In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
by A Tom15 September 22, 2008
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This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.
"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."
by thatonerealguy425 May 18, 2023
jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 29, 2023
by Big G Street April 18, 2018