shmuk

If you get called a “shmuk” you are definitely a fucking cunt
wetty: *doesnt pull skimpy bong* me: “you fucking shmuk” *wetty cruises away*
by I_sniff_ket_everyday January 23, 2020
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Shmuk

Damn! That dude is a fucking shmuk! He piped Jennifer yesterday morning, he fucked her sister in the evening, and now hes gonna get laid by Monica.
by crshthwhp May 13, 2020
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Shmuk

holy shit, my shmuk just fell on the floor
by phukket December 18, 2003
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