shitzer

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy

shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish

by smithers December 18, 2004

shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

by TONY-88 December 22, 2008

Shitzer

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

by James McGlennen August 21, 2007

Shitzer

A slang term for a gunganese battle cruiser, used mostly in the outer relms of tatooine and hoth...

did you see that shitzer fly by!!

by Don Riley December 09, 2002

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 07, 2009