shitified

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general

1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!

by Phil MiHole March 02, 2004

shitified

to be completely wasted

damn, he is so shitified

by blackmamba007 March 05, 2004

shitify

to turn something into shit
to be turned into shit

my essay was so good that i had to warn my professorthat reading my essay might shitify his brain.

by devil666 November 30, 2007

Shitified

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

by Spinn February 09, 2010

Shitifying

Terrifying to a degree where you almost shit youself.

"That movie was seriously shitifying!"
"Kate is shitifying when she's high."

by Naevai November 17, 2009

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

shitified

-the act of making visual appearance of shit

The chocolate is shitified.

by mrkrabslovesguys February 03, 2020