This is your friend with benefits. Who you totally want to be your boyfriend. Who treats you like his girlfriend… Until someone he actually wants to date comes along. Then he puts you back on the shelf. Then, when they break up, he texts you to see what’s up and the cycle starts all over, until he puts you back on the shelf again. And all the while, he never deletes Tinder from his phone! LESSON: Do you really want to be someone’s place holder? Life isn’t a Hollywood rom com; he doesn’t realize he’s in love with you in Act III — this is a never-ending miniseries of him treating you like a security blanket.
by didivine September 6, 2014
by BendyBendo January 31, 2007
I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,
by MrWizzrd February 24, 2021
When you’re a 30+ year old women who hasn’t been married yet or not in a relationship. She’s what’s left on the “shelf”
by youfoundmeonreddit April 4, 2022