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dung session
In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.
dung session by HappyDungston February 2, 2012
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mid session depression
Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.
mid session depression by The Danny O July 23, 2018
Salt Session
(salt-session) a conversation between two people filled with a solid unspoken undertone of jealousy, hatred, or envy; two or more people both holding negative vibes towards one another without others knowing, in an area surrounded by their peers; a bitter conversation between two people who have had a problem in the past
"there's going to be a salt session at the cookout this weekend when Uncle Johnny sees Tommy, because Uncle Johnny has always been jealous of him for no reason"
Salt Session by Gerard Truesdale June 18, 2008
Manipal Sessionals
The phase when videos like gangnam style, harlem shake become viral. In exact words, its the period or the time when there's time for everything else but for the sessionals. This generally starts a week before the exams.
Manipal Sessionals by IntenseShizBro February 17, 2013
Depression session
When we all sit on our ass and look at depressing memes or/and depressing songs. when you day becomes really shit and you sit by yourself feeling numb.
Depression session by moldy_bellybuttons January 28, 2019
Whim Session
A whim session is when you and your friends decide to venture out of town for a drink somewhere new. May cause controversy with some drinking buddies as they’re set in their ways and prefer the same old local drinking establishments.
Trev - “Going for a few drinks at HB at 7. Best get yourself down!”
Alan “Not tonight thanks. Some of us are going for a bit of a whim session and checking out that new bar in Millaston. You’re welcome to join us, Ken’s driving.”
Trev- “You must be joking if you think I’ll be seen in a dump like that! Way too far, just come down to HB.”
Alan “Not tonight thanks. Some of us are going for a bit of a whim session and checking out that new bar in Millaston. You’re welcome to join us, Ken’s driving.”
Trev- “You must be joking if you think I’ll be seen in a dump like that! Way too far, just come down to HB.”
Whim Session by KennethRoberts September 18, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.