s.m.a.r.t.

super manly and ridiculously tricked-out acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.
Steve and Tyler are so s.m.a.r.t. they have bright futures and hot girls.
by THEEMisterC June 15, 2011
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S.M.A.R.T

An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice
Two plus Two is Nice -Boy, your s.m.a.r.t Hey, Thanks!
by Ramer October 18, 2007
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s.m.a.r.t.

S-Sexually M-Molested A-And R-Raped T-Twice
by no one actually May 13, 2008
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S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Surveillance Marketed As Revolutionary Technology.
S.M.A.R.T. homes use the Intenet of Things to keep tabs on what you watch, buy, like, and dislike.
by Irukanji May 28, 2019
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S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.
Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !
by David Lenins August 31, 2007
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S.M.A.R.T.

Sexually Molested And Raped Twice
John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little
by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016
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S.M.A.R.T

when your job forces you to have unnecessary goals and tell you to work S.M.A.R.T (specific, measurable,achievable,realistic, timely) which is just complete bs when in fact S.M.A.R.T is just your manager being extremely lazy and throws unnecessary work at you and wants you to figure it out while that said manager takes the glory making them out to be below and is your sign to escape Stupid Managers Are Really Toxic
BOSS: I nEeD YoU tO WoRk S.M.A.R.T YOU: Sure boss because you are really S.M.A.R.T.....
by Mysterio28 October 31, 2021
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