When a man takes out his tiny shriveled penis an trickles down on his poor girl/boy friend and then giggles maniacally about crackpot economic theory while beating The Republican Centipede to make it circle faster and faster.
by Franklin Delano Roosevolution April 09, 2011
The Russell Rainstorm a sexual act where one partner straddles the face of another partner with their anus directly over the other partners nose. While farting the person begins to urinate on the other partner, this making a thunderstorm of farts and urine
by Golden Sterling December 29, 2021
by 2150 July 26, 2007
Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.
Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011
The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005
by NRotty October 18, 2023
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